Short, fat, brown hair going grey, blue-grey eyes. Allergic to idiocy, annoying people, and Mary Sues.
Fandom list: Lord of the Rings; Once Upon a Time In Mexico; Pirates of the Caribbean; Blake's 7; Final Fantasy VII; Dr Who (all Doctors); The Boondock Saints; King Arthur; Discworld; Sharpe; Fruits Basket; Saiyuki; Fullmetal Alchemist; Trinity Blood; Ouran High Host Club.
I write fanfiction in most of my fandoms, although not all. My thoughts on yaoi can be summarised as "Yes, please".
I will tend to add people to my friends list without asking. This goes both ways - I don't mind you adding me to yours without asking either.