|megpie71 (megpie71) wrote,|
@ 2008-08-09 17:50:00
Please stop me before I cross things over again...
Let's just say that when you attempt to combine Final Fantasy 7 and Monty Python, the results can be detrimental to your sanity.
Things like the "Bruces" as done by all Squeenix's Silver-Haired Pretty Boy villains ("New Villain, whatsyername, Vayne - is it okay if we call you Silver-Haired Pretty Boy, just to keep things straight?")
The "Bruces" as per the Squeenix hero corps ("I don't want to see anybody not angsting")
The Spanish Inquisition as performed by the Turks (imagine Reno running with the Michael Palin role, Cardinal Fang as played by Elena, and Rude standing in the background trying hard not to shake his head and sigh).
Himself suggested the Dead Chocobo sketch, as performed by anyone from SOLDIER (the only people who'd be able to lift the carcass of a bird taller than they were and bang it on a counter).
The Ministry of Silly Swords (Sephiroth as Cleese, Cloud as Palin, stand well back).
Keep Sephiroth as Cleese and Cloud as Palin and try not to think of the Fish-Slapping Dance.
I share all of these because I've just purchased a franchise in brain bleach, and I need to boost my profits. Also, I've suffered for my art...now it's your turn.