This reminds me of my boss the chief sub-editor who tried to make a jokey headline in a suburban paper. "Pique-hour traffic", he wrote. An outraged reader, unaware of the sub-editor obsession with puns, wrote to correct him. The chief-sub, a bit of a sleazebag, showed the angry letter to one of the better-looking journalists, who hadn't spent enough time around sub-editors to understand the pun obsession. To his dismay, the journalist didn't get the joke either, and wondered aloud what idiot had confused "pique" and "peak". And just to show I'm no better than my boss, I was terribly pleased when a pig somehow escaped downtown a week or two later and I got to write "pig-hour traffic" in the same paper.